HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! 
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
How To Fix Tongue Frostbite
DID YOU KNOW ...
In Lebanon, men can legally have sex with animals, provided these are females. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Oh, Well, that's right!). 
In Lebanon, men can legally have sex with animals, provided these are females. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Oh, Well, that's right!). In Bahrain, the law allows a male doctor to do a pelvic examination on a woman, but not looking directly at her genitals. It can only see their reflection in a mirror. (In a mirror !?!?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse, and this also applies to undertakers; the sexual organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood all the time. (A brick?)
masturbation in Indonesia is punished with beheading. (If applied also in Italy would not remain any more ...)
in Guam There are men whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law read that a virgin woman to marry. (I've found the ideal job for me!)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife can kill her adulterous husband, the law him allows, but can only do so with their bare hands. While it can kill them however you like the lover of her husband. (E 'in these cases that I am happy to be Italian!)
In Liverpool, England, topless saleswomen are legal, but only in tropical fish stores . (Oh, of course!! Logical no?)
in Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this has happened, the room must also be her mother. (But we realize !!!.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, a Man can not have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (And if we have a law ... .!!!)
In the U.S. state of Maryland, slot machines are illegal dispensing of condoms. Cease to be so only if they are in places where they sell alcoholic beverages for consumption on the premises. (America is a great country!)
a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)
Banging your head against the wall is 150 calories per hour.
(I still prefer the story of the pig.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure to draw. (Now I know why Flipper laughs all the time !!!!)
The strongest muscle body is the tongue.
(No Comment Please ...)
(No Comment Please ...)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I will always be a pig: I prefer quality over quantity.)
In butterflies the seat of the sense of taste are legs. (Bah!!)
The ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know people with the same feature.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know people who also have this feature).
GREETINGS ....
Thursday, January 8, 2009
How To Write A Letter To Prove Community Service
YES YES YES ... NO NO NO! As it turned
Even in the new year we start the "round of birthdays!
The character you see in the picture - and I assure you that the character is very apt word - his name is Sergio and was one of the cornerstones of our class!
both attended the University of Foggia, I met the guest of honor at the university, while attending a course together, and now we got to chat about this and that, not care what the prof said that ... (i results were then seen exams !!!)...
Since then, wherever we met, was constantly laughing and joking, teasing that or the other, without any kind of malice, of course, and you can imagine my surprise when I found myself at the interview for the training course in that Lucera!!
Along with 2 other members of the class, which one day I will tell you, was part of the famous and infamous quartet, especially in the early months of lessons, we combined the cooked and raw, so much so that I can not possibly happen again in these pages what was being whispered!!
His favorite phrase?? Is obvious that the title by the POST, but what questions do ...." It yes yes ... no no no "as well as being one of the words of our dictionary, has always been and always will be a blockbuster, as well as a convenient escape route for taking time!!
But I am also convinced that from person to heart what is, if you meet him to give him the good wishes, we will respond "thank you ... let's go get something from the bar !!"... and I recommend you go there, because otherwise we will torment until You'll be impressed!!
Anyway, my dear Sergione, many, many wishes for a Happy Birthday .... and remember not to speed too long, because the gas is increased (ih ih ih ... this we happen in two)!
???... I explained a big hug .... 
Even in the new year we start the "round of birthdays! The character you see in the picture - and I assure you that the character is very apt word - his name is Sergio and was one of the cornerstones of our class!
both attended the University of Foggia, I met the guest of honor at the university, while attending a course together, and now we got to chat about this and that, not care what the prof said that ... (i results were then seen exams !!!)...
Since then, wherever we met, was constantly laughing and joking, teasing that or the other, without any kind of malice, of course, and you can imagine my surprise when I found myself at the interview for the training course in that Lucera!!
Along with 2 other members of the class, which one day I will tell you, was part of the famous and infamous quartet, especially in the early months of lessons, we combined the cooked and raw, so much so that I can not possibly happen again in these pages what was being whispered!!
His favorite phrase?? Is obvious that the title by the POST, but what questions do ...." It yes yes ... no no no "as well as being one of the words of our dictionary, has always been and always will be a blockbuster, as well as a convenient escape route for taking time!!
But I am also convinced that from person to heart what is, if you meet him to give him the good wishes, we will respond "thank you ... let's go get something from the bar !!"... and I recommend you go there, because otherwise we will torment until You'll be impressed!!
Anyway, my dear Sergione, many, many wishes for a Happy Birthday .... and remember not to speed too long, because the gas is increased (ih ih ih ... this we happen in two)!
???... I explained a big hug ....
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Trouble Light On Alarm System
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From Wikipedia ....
Gargano Gargano is an imposing promontory in the province of Foggia is basically a mountain range called the "spur of Italy" that stretches for 70 km in the Adriatic Sea, and that gives rise to the Gulf Manfredonia. To the east, goes so far as the so-called head of the Gargano, to the west is joined with the Tavoliere, covering a total area of \u200b\u200babout 2000 km ². Its territory falls National Park of Gargano.
Gargano, the only mountain entirely in Puglia, was originally an island, then to the mainland by a progressive accumulation of alluvial deposits, especially Candelaro the river, the northern coastal strip, low and sandy, home to the lake with the adjacent coastal Varano Lake Hvar. The massive, composed mainly of limestone, culminating in the 1056 m of Mount Calvo (significant is the name of this mountain, the bare and rocky slopes), has a flashy karst, whose most interesting features are the numerous caves, inhabited since prehistoric times.
... .. and so on ... ..
the description given so thoroughly fails to include a part from Wikipedia:
"Almost a year and a half ago, exactly 24 July 2007, the Gargano Promontory was set on fire by unknown kids ... the other days of the mass-media have informed us that the proceedings were terminated for lack of evidence ... ."!!!
What do you say?? Writing in Wikipedia to add this missing piece??
GREETINGS ....
From Wikipedia .... Gargano Gargano is an imposing promontory in the province of Foggia is basically a mountain range called the "spur of Italy" that stretches for 70 km in the Adriatic Sea, and that gives rise to the Gulf Manfredonia. To the east, goes so far as the so-called head of the Gargano, to the west is joined with the Tavoliere, covering a total area of \u200b\u200babout 2000 km ². Its territory falls National Park of Gargano.
Gargano, the only mountain entirely in Puglia, was originally an island, then to the mainland by a progressive accumulation of alluvial deposits, especially Candelaro the river, the northern coastal strip, low and sandy, home to the lake with the adjacent coastal Varano Lake Hvar. The massive, composed mainly of limestone, culminating in the 1056 m of Mount Calvo (significant is the name of this mountain, the bare and rocky slopes), has a flashy karst, whose most interesting features are the numerous caves, inhabited since prehistoric times.
... .. and so on ... ..
the description given so thoroughly fails to include a part from Wikipedia:
"Almost a year and a half ago, exactly 24 July 2007, the Gargano Promontory was set on fire by unknown kids ... the other days of the mass-media have informed us that the proceedings were terminated for lack of evidence ... ."!!!
What do you say?? Writing in Wikipedia to add this missing piece??
GREETINGS ....
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